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friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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Anonymous asked:
my gf always nags about anything, and won't let me live my life freely. i can't even chill with the homies without being accused of cheating. what should i do


clearly you’ve done something to make her question your integrity 

Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.
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the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love


me after i shave


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We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.