- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
fuck you but fuck me first
I still want you to flirt with me.